Millie the Moonicorn

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THE ARGUMENT
Millie and Pig were having a conversation.

"I want to practice my handstands," Millie said. "Could you please hold my feet?"
"I need to plant these flowers. Could you please help me dig the holes?" Pig asked.

"But I want to practice my handstands," Millie said, "and I need you to hold my feet."
"But I need to plant these flowers and I need you to help me dig the holes," Pig said.

Millie and Pig were having a conversation that was turning into an argument.

            (illo: page of escalating text.)

"But I want to practice my handstands," Millie said, "and I need you to hold my feet." 
"But I need to plant these flowers and I need you to help me dig the holes," Pig said. 
"But I want to practice my handstands," Millie said, "and I need you to hold my feet." 
"But I need to plant these flowers and I need you to help me dig the holes," Pig said. 
"But I want to practice my handstands," Millie said, "and I need you to hold my feet." 
​"But I need to plant these flowers and I need you to help me dig the holes," Pig said.

            (illo: Millie and Pig stare at each other, silently.)

Millie really wanted what she wanted.

And Pig really wanted what he wanted.

So they did the only thing they could do together... 

They compromised.

            (illo: Pig holding Millie's feet, her horn poking perfect planting holes in the ground as she does handstands)

And it worked perfectly!