I've been drawing a lot of robots lately and I think it's because, in addition to being a lot of fun, they also provide a lot of freedom. No one can call you out for drawing something poorly if that thing doesn't really exist. That probably explains why I draw a lot of monsters, aliens, people in helmets and anthropomorphized animals. But one of the side effects of drawing robots is wondering what it would be like if there were Robot Fairy Tales. Not fairly tales featuring robots necessarily, but fairly tales FOR robots. And how short they would be.
Think about it! Robots are generally much more logical than people so they don't get duped (Jackbot and the Beanstalk), they have lots of cool gadgets like GPS so they don't get lost (Hansebot and Gretelbot), and they are made of metal so they don't have to worry about getting eaten (Little Red Riding Bot).
Some more ideas include:
Guessing Rumpelstiltskin's name would be pretty easy to guess if his make and model and serial number were literally stamped into his metal!
The Little MatchBot wouldn't freeze to death. She'd just thaw out in the Spring. Or perhaps her arm is a flamethrower and she doesn't even need matches!
The kinds of stories that would be written by Hans Christian Andersenbot.
Or the Bots Grimm...
One of my favorite things is to work on illustrations that have the same characters and scenery as a story I'm working on, but that has nothing to do with the story itself. The challenge I give myself is to tell a story in one picture using no words. There is such an intimate collaboration between text and illustrations in picture books that it helps to reinforce that even if there were no words, the story should still be understandable, relatable, and impactful.
So I started with the premise of Millie giving out free dolls in the likenesses of her friends, which they eagerly accept. But then it turns out she is only really interested in learning more about voodoo. I didn't dive deeper than that. Does the voodoo work? Do her friends feel pinches or fall down if Millie drops their doll? Do her friends decide to make a Millie doll of their own?
Who knows? That's not the point. The point is that my art inevitably gets better, my story-telling abilities get more well-rounded, and I've told a funny anecdote that helps fill out the personalities of my characters.
I'm not sure if I will ever write a full-length story based on the idea voodoo, but it's fun to play with for a while!
I really love to doodle but going from doodle to art can be difficult. If you spend enough time watching "How to Draw" videos on YouTube like I have one thing becomes pretty clear pretty quickly. Those artists are amazing. Obviously, That's why they're making videos.
But what I've noticed is that what they are really demonstrating is less about which lines should go where and more about the thousands of hours they've put into their ability, actively learning the techniques that make amazing art.
Think about it. You don't see a lot of first-graders fumbling with crayons making a video showing you how its done.
But wouldn't it be great if they did? I'd watch those videos all day long.
Because that's where every great artist starts. By putting lines and colors on paper and trying to make something look like anything. And over time your anythings will look less like somethings and more like real things. Or at least real-ish things.
Like robots or aliens or whatever.
These are mine.
I hope you like them.
I am a HUGE fan of movies in general, and sci fi movies in specific. Not so much the current ones, but the classic movies from the 1950's back before anyone knew how space travel worked, what planets would really look like, and what kind of creatures we would find if we ever made it there.
The only limit to those movies was imagination... and budget... and rudimentary special effects.
But the BEST part of those movies was that when you saw an alien, you immediately knew it was up to no good!
My artistic process almost always involves drawing a circle, then adding a rectangle (usually the body) and then trying to draw something great that goes horribly wrong, and then trying to make the best of the bad lines I've drawn.
That's what led to this picture.
But in my version, instead of a handsome, stalwart astronaut and an evil, menacing monster I switched it up. What if the astronaut was suspect and the aliens were actually really loving and kind and just wanted to make a new friend?
And much like those 50's sci fi movies that I loved so much, I had to include an antenna on the space suit, a rocket ship with impossibly sharp fins that are totally impractical for landing on alien landscapes, and an alien with tentacles.
I hope you like it!
I have been attempting to create a construction paper cutout look and feel for this story, so here's my latest attempt.
Interestingly, the more I played with the images the more Philip came out looking worse and worse, which I actually liked more and more.
So now my idea is to have the princess and everyone else in the story even less attractive, so Philip still maintains the look of what he will ultimately become... a dashing prince.
Synopsis: When a girl kisses a frog who turns into a prince, she wonders what other animals will turn into if she kisses THEM!
So off she goes to the park and the zoo and the aquarium, smooching each animal, fish, bird and reptile she comes across.
It's fine when dogs turn into doctors.
It's great when cats turn into artists.
But what happens when things get out of hand. And how will she turn everyone back into their animal forms if they don't want to go?
This is an idea that I've been working on for a while now.
The most difficult problem I've had with the story is trying to settle on which occupations would be best suited to each animal.
I'm good with dogs become doctors and cats being artistic. But is it insulting to turn wolves into lawyers?
I have also played with the opposite of this story, where a frog kisses a human and she turns into a beautiful frog. So then the frog starts kissing other humans who then turn into the various animals based on their professions. But that wound up being a bit to "highs concept".
More to come on this one, as soon as I figure out what a lizard turning into a librarian will look like!
The tale is one of Aesop's Fables and concerns a shepherd boy who repeatedly tricks nearby villagers into thinking a wolf is attacking his flock of sheep. When a wolf actually does appear and the boy again calls for help, the villagers believe that it is another false alarm and the sheep are eaten by the wolf.
Aesop may or may not have been an actual person (he probably was) who lived around 620 to 564 BCE (he probably did). His life is almost a fairy tale of its own, with branches and fabrications shared and spread throughout the years. Storytelling at that time was largely an oral tradition and storytellers and fabulists often changed tales to suit their needs with little crediting of the origins of stories.
Since Aesop was considered one of the greatest storytellers of his age, this story is one of many credited to him even though it didn't really become widespread until the 1400's after being translated into Latin and appearing in European collections of folktales.
In fact, there was no original title for this story, some calling it "Of the Child Which Kept the Sheep", "The Boy Who Lied" or my favorite, "A Boy and False Alarms".
Interestingly, while parents and educators have often used the story of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" as a cautionary tale about the power of telling the truth, educational experiments in the last few decades have shown that reading the story actually increases a child's likelihood of lying.
But don't worry, reading "George and the Cherry Tree" has been shown to increase the likelihood of children telling the truth.
SPOILER ALERT: In the original Aesop's fable all of the sheep die in the end.
LATER ENGLISH-LANGUAGE SPOILER ALERT: The wolf also eats the boy.
Story Idea: Francisco McHuffy loses his teeth.
Sometimes he loses them normally. Sometimes he loses them under very bizarre circumstances.
What he never loses is his persistence in finding them so he can cash them in with the Tooth Fairy.
How else is he going to buy his mother a very special gift?
Francisco McHuffy's first tooth fell out at home.
His mother wanted him to put it under his pillow so the tooth fairy would come. But Francisco just put it in a jar and said...
Francisco McHuffy's second tooth fell out at school.
His teacher wanted him to put it in an envelope so he could take it home but Francisco pulled out his jar and put his second tooth next to the other.
Francisco McHuffy's third tooth fell out while he was brushing his teeth.
It clattered around the sink for a moment, swirling in the water before going down the drain. He had climb under the sink with a bucket and wrench to find it.
Francisco McHuffy's fourth tooth fell out at the beach. He had to borrow a metal detector and change the setting to "Teeth" to find it. Into the jar his tooth went next to the others.
Francisco McHuffy's fifth tooth fell out when he was eating carrots in the school cafeteria during lunch.
His tooth skittered across the floor so he had to crawl underneath all of the tables and through all of the feet and food bits to find it.
On and on this went for Francisco, over weeks and weeks...
Each time he would lose a tooth he would find it and place it in his jar, while his mother kept asking him to leave each tooth under his pillow for the tooth fairy to find.
But each time Francisco would simply place the tooth in his jar and say...
He lost another tooth while skateboarding, watching as it flew through the air before landing in a storm drain.
He lost another tooth while playing in the outfield during a baseball game. The umpire called a time out so everyone could help look for it.
He lost another tooth during his music lesson, where it shot out of his trombone before sticking in the ugly wallpaper.
He lost another tooth at the zoo. The zookeeper had to dive into the shark tank to retrieve it.
One tooth fell out on the ground when a bird grabbed it before flying away. Francisco had to look in ten different bird's nests before he found the right one.
TO BE CONTINUED...
The earliest published version of the fable was in 1853 and originally featured three little pixies.
The tale became more widely popularized after the main characters were changed to pigs and the story included in The Nursery Rhymes of England in 1886.
ORIGINAL TALE SPOILER ALERT: The wolf dies in the end.
UPDATED SPOILER ALERT: In the various retellings, sometimes the first two brother pigs (straw house and stick house) die along the way.
MODERN DAY SPOILER ALERT: None of the pigs die and the wolf only burns his tail after trying to climb down the chimney to eat the pigs.
A lot of people comment on how "rough" my sketches are but how nicely the final images are when converted to vector art.
A small part of this is because with a program like Inkscape, which I love, you can easily control the lines, the thickness of the lines, the colors, layering, and so much more.
A bigger part of this is that I'm usually sketching while watching The Great British Baking Show or some other Netflix series,
The biggest part of this is that I am complete garbage at coloring. Totally awful. Even when I use a color wheel as a guide the results are pretty hit-or-miss. Mostly miss.
It takes practice, and skill, and knowledge and time.
I give you Delaware tattoo artist... Fred Giovannitti!
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